I'm jealous of your bromance
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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