dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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