Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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