yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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