Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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