get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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