nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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