you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I deserve this hangover.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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