butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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