school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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