ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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