do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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