I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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