try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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