so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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