Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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