He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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