I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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