i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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