He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I looked at my own cervix.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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