Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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