How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Randomize