Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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