I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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