it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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