My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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