So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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