Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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