You're so nebulous sometimes
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
You may now shotgun with the bride
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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