To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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