I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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