I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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