i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
