you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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