I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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