Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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