in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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