jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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