belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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