I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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