Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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