If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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