real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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