I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Let's paint friendship bongs
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
