If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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