Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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