She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Little spoons don't ask big questions
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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