If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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