splinters make it hard to masturbate
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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