oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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