She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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