Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
