After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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