it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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