Say something about gay babies.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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