I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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