Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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