I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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