I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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