People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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