we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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